Are you sick of all those inspirational sayings and uplifting photographs? Join the ranks of the pessimists and procrastinators and be inspired to new lows with this comedic look at the downside of human nature. This slideshow screensaver features a unique brand of pessimistic posters by Despair, Inc, displayed for your enjoyment on your computer.

Kiss your blarney stone goodbye as these naughty trolls conjure up some devilish deeds to play on your computer. From fresh-mouthed sayings to lewd acts, these little green men are guaranteed to make you laugh. If you want more shenanigans from the wee people, purchase the full version for only $9.95 and receive more mischief, and no more ads.

Theme includes screen saver with quotes from the "Tao Te Ching" (the world's most translated book, after the Bible) and related images. The Tao is an ancient Chinese classic and the source of sayings like "The journey of 1,000 miles starts with a single step" and "Those who know don't speak; those who speak don't know." It is related to the I-Ching and, more loosely, to Zen. Images include the Chinese gardens and Taoist temples.

Love Quotes is a software program that contains a large collection of quotes on love, romance and friendship. In Love Quotes you'll discover a rich source of wisdom accumulated by generations of thinkers and wrapped into vivid language. It comprises more than 500 famous quotations, thoughts and sayings from numerous brilliant authors representing various epoques, and also quotes from other sources, like songs and movies.

The CyberSex Typing Tutor lets you practise typing your favourite phrases and sayings using just one hand!

Next time you start your computer, instead of just staring at your screen, why not contemplate the meaning of life? The program displays a quote from the Tao with a relevant photo (Great Wall, Chinese gardens temples) at start up. Press a button to print out the quote and image. The Tao is a Chinese classic and the source of sayings like "Journey of 1,000 miles starts with a single step". It is related to the I-Ching and more loosely, Zen.

Because one head cannot hold all of the wisdom in the world...we bring to you Notable Quotables! A simple yet rich database containing folk wisdom from around of the world. Here you will find inspirational thoughts, humorous musings, and cynical barbs from thousands of the greatest minds and sharpest wits that ever lived. Browse through over 3600 famous (and not so famous) quotations containing words of wisdom and thought provoking words.

Recipe Keeper Plus - ZDNet Shareware Award in the Home and Hobby Category. Recipe Keeper Plus is a useful and diverting collection of household information. The program includes more than 340 categorized recipes that you can sort and try, along with a grocery list generator that lets you add ingredients from the recipe or pick from a general shopping list. A new menu planner function rounds out the recipe portion of this program. Plus More.

Doctor Quote features a freeware collection of over 70,000 quotations, as collected by TheQuoteForToday.com. Browse quotes from many celebrated authors by subject; Random quote selection feature means that there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips! Soft9000.com allows quote lovers everywhere to donate to the quote collection and distribution project by purchasing this software at the Soft9000.com web site.

Weave Words is a fun new PC word game where you play to uncover well known phrases and sayings. Using a hexagonal grid of letter tiles, you must build words of three or more letters, then use those letters to try to guess the fun hidden phrase. With over three thousand popular phrases included, in twenty six different subjects, Weave Words provides hundreds of hours of relaxing and rewarding gameplay.

Hearts in Love Screen Saver is a classic Valentine's Day Screen Saver. Enjoy watching 3D hearts fly up towards the sky with little "sweetheart sayings" attached.

Quote Organizer Deluxe is a flexible quotation, proverb, saying, and verse management software for Windows users. Our software helps you to organize and manage all your favorite quotations, proverbs, and sayings. For the database novice, Organizer's intuitive interface and ready-to-use quotation management solutions make it easy to set up and use.

Far too often people's e-mails are overly formal and conservative. This dooms them to be ineffective and plain boring. PostSmile is capable of adding smiley faces to any e-mail to make the message more personal and compassionate. The program works with all e-mail clients and web-based mail systems (including Hotmail and Yahoo!) that support HTML messages.

Feature rich quotation, comments and reference info snippets manager. "I do a lot of research based work for my employer on various subjects. Most of the time I use the Internet to gather the snippets of info I am looking for. I wish there was a tool to let me store all these bits and pieces easily in an organized way." Try the inexpensive, easy-to-use, sleek, info tool, WizQuote.

Wit and Wisdom is a clever little Windows screen saver, designed to keep you amused and enlightened when your computer is idle. Every 15 seconds or so, your screen will be refreshed and updated with a clever thought, a famous quotation or witticism. Contains over 2900 quotes and words of widsom. Thought provoking words spoken by prominent figures from around the world, through the ages!